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King Of Kekeland

King Of Kekeland n'est pas juste un nain de jardin. Il s'agit d'un roi responsable d'un royaume basé sur Daifen, un jeu médiéval fantastique par email.

Mais ce n'est pas tout!

Ce royaume a aussi son équipe de foot sur Hattrick nommée "Olympique de Kekeland" jouant dans le fantastique "Kekeland Arena" !

Avant chaque match, retenti l'hymne national composé par Brigitte Fontaine :

I know ten cock suckers

and a little asshole

a hundred mother fuckers

So I'm never alone

You know I am the queen

the queen of Kékéland

My sea is ever green

My palace full of sand

I wear veiled battle dress

covered with pearls and roses

I'm the royal mistress

of the bodies and soul

My subjects are kékés

with big red eyes and hair

They live in blue valleys

Travel in montgolfière

They go to the market

Drinking boiling liquors

They buy a pretty poet

Come back to eat pepper

You know I am the queen

the queen of Kékéland

My sea is ever green

My palace full of sand

Kékés are always drunk

'cause the smell finest airs

each keeps an old punk

in white bed full of flowers

They have under their skin

the beloved precious Lord

that makes them laugh and grin

when they go overboard

If one day the missiles come

for the big finish

Kékés will keep their smile

they know how to vanish

You know I am the queen

the queen of Kékéland

My sea is ever green

My palace full of sand